Reminds Me of a Certain Bill Cosby Bit

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Mom: "Good night, Pumpkin Pie Spice!"

Lorien: "I'm not Pumpkin Pie Spice, I'm Peanut Butter Cup!"

 

-Age 2

Hot Diggity Dog!

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That's One Sharp Kiddo

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Welcome, New Readers!

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Welcome to everyone who is coming to Bitty Blurts from the Shibley Smiles blog.  What we have here is a collection of real quotes from real kids.  As the tagline reads, it's all about the "weird, hilarious, and downright wise things our children say."

 

We would love to hear your favorite kids quotes.  You can submit them through our submission page.  We'll put up as many as we can, and some will even get the whole photo treatment!  (By the way, if you click through to the individual posts, you can give them star ratings, too...)

 

We're looking for all kinds of quotes, but some of the things we'd love to see include:

 

  • Quotes about growing up
  • The embarrassing things kids say
  • Misheard lyrics

 

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Thanks again for joining us.  Have fun!

Lydia's Dentist Is Quite Pleased With Himself Right About Now

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But, They're All Good in a Jam

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-Age 4

"Aloha" Means "Hello" AND "Goodbye!"

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Mommy's Little Helper

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Pachycephalosaurus Also Sends His Thanks

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No Conspiracy Theories in the Comments, Please ;-)

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Quoth Emmy: (after being told we can't always see the police) "Then how do they protect us from the bad guys if we can't see them?" *pause* "Are the police like God?"

 

-Age 3

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